KING OF NOWHERE?
My name is Rhys King, and I write (type) words down. This is sometimes for a purpose, but often for no other good reason than to satisfy the voices in my own head.
King of Nowhere is an outlet for said words to be easily distributed to you: the fair people of the internet.
WHY DO YOU WRITE THINGS DOWN?
I've operated this meat vehicle for a number of years now, and I feel that writing about both stuff and things, allows me to make a bit more sense of the chaotic dance we call "life".
WHAT'S WITH THE NAME?
While the surname bestowed upon me at birth is that of King, it might come as a shock to you to hear that I don't actually rule over any particular patch of land, therefore, you could say that I'm a "King of Nowhere".
(That, and I'm a sucker for a badass monicker. Have a click around.)